I Heart Whiners.
Today, let us whine and complain! Thursdays should so be dedicated to whining and complaining.
It’s actually good for you, you know.
Don’t find a solution for that problem, don’t find an alternative course to alleviate your predicament and certainly don’t tire your brain unnecessarily with thinking.
Pfft. Thinking. Who the hell does that anymore? It’s so silly. Here’s a secret to ultimate bliss;
Stop doing anything productive or remedial and bitch non-stop about your problems.
So what if being responsible and independant over your own issues instill perseverance, versatility, assertiveness and a shitload of other coveted traits? So what if it annoys the hell out of everyone else and gets you branded as a hapless, over-exaggerating loser?
Why do we care? You see, we don’t. Just as long as we get to bitch!
Yes, that’s the spirit. Pester everyone with your fatuity and desperate need for attention.
Our motto for today; "It’s you that counts!"
I’m so proud of all of you. Because of that, have a cookie. Oh wait, we’re out cookies…
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What’cha say? You don’t mind? You’re just gonna whine and complain and irritate just about everyone over the absence of one cookie? Well… It seems that I have taught you well… *sniff*
And you wonder why Malaysians are just so advanced, eh?
